February 2012
The rest of the Academy Awards:
apriki:
Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status
Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy
Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie
I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says My Ashes Can’t Be Taken Within 20 Feet of The Oscars: Woody Allen, A Quirky Movie About An Attractive Woman Falling...
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and now, Christopher Plummer will exit the theatre...
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Today we tried the Hunger Games Quidditch drill I...
AND IT WAS EXCELLENT.
I lay down and covered myself in snow and pulled a Peeta, and then I stayed away from the Cornucopia and sniped one of the hidden balls instead, and just hid behind a tree. Our Gamemaker didn’t see me and so I was exempted from all her meddling until there were only 2 of us left - my Foxface tactic almost worked!
I pulled a Foxface two more times and won once after...
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FACT: The Velociraptors in Jurassic Park were...
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they-took-to-their-boats reblogged your photo: they-took-to-their-boats: Game time. WHOA, you…
These are actually what we were supposed to have at the Cup. They just didn’t come in in time. But thanks!
They’re really cool! I want one! (I am just a huge fan of purple, haha.)
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watching commander in chief
closetospring:
for the first time and i don’t understand
why the first daughter:
is making out with this ugly high school dude who looks 30:
instead of the superhot lady secret service agent who’s always watching her and trying to be friendly and obviously canonly into her:
straight people man
they make no sense
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The first time that Katniss has to go into the cylinder and she goes up into the...
– Jennifer Lawrence on The Hunger Games (via tyleroakley)
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Furthermore, this whole storyline wastes time during which Santana and Brittany...
– Autostraddle — Glee Episode #314 Recap: On My Way To Driving This Recap Into a Brick Wall (via yayponies)
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beta'ing Beg For You To Let Me In (the Courage...
ginironic:
omg did they spy? /crying
Not obviously, but she was RIGHT THERE and there’s no way she couldn’t see the words on the page. TROLOLOLOLO SORRY NOT SORRY.
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mychemicalnachos:
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
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joshishollywood:
If I see one more post with “TW: Spoilers” on it I am going to lose it I swear to god
That’s not how those fucking work
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to California in 1849
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joshishollywood:
Growing up is tough and I haven’t really figured out how it works exactly just yet but I will keep you posted
Apparently candy for breakfast is frowned upon though, I have figured out that much at the very least